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Financial Humor
Financial Humor and other fun money facts. I decided to put this section into my website because sometimes we all need to stop and smell the roses. The lighter side of life can help bridge the gap during the difficult times that we all experience. As the saying goes, “all work and no play makes jack a dull boy” - Egyptian sage Ptahhotep 2400 B.C. Let's look at some more modern quotes and see the funny side of our financial decisions as well as some more profane thoughts on this very important topic.. Enjoy our site and this section on financial humor. “If your business is not on the internet than your business will be out of business” - Bill Gates “Don't do anything for the money you will make, but instead for the skills you will learn” -Robert Kiyosaki “By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail” - Ben Franklin “I'd rather have 1% of 100 people's efforts than 100% of my own efforts” - John Paul Getty “Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment” -Jim Rohn “The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it back in your pocket” - Frank Hubbard “There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one” - Jack Yelton “Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment comes due” - author unknown “It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach” - Franklin Delano Roosevelt “Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize that we cannot eat money” - Cree Indian Proverb “I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money” - Pablo Picasso “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it” - Bob Hope “Everyday I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work” - Robert Orben “Wall street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway” - Warren Buffet “Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence” - Max Amsterdam “Too many of us are spending money we haven't earned to buy things we don't need to impress people we don't like” - author unknown “If money is the root of all evil, than why do churches beg for it” - author unknown “Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget Rule No.1” - Warren Buffet “If you think education is expensive, try ignorance” - author unknown “You cannot motivate the best people with money. Money is just a way to keep score. The best people in any field are motivated by passion" - Eric S. Raymond “Money isn't everything but it is right up there with oxygen” - author unknown "All of our dreams can come through if we have the courage to pursue them" - Walt Disney "The biggest mistake people make in life is not making a living doing what they most enjoy" - Malcolm Forbes “The only reason that a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments” - Mad Magazine “Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.” — Aristotle Check back regularly for updates and more money quips and financial humor. Sincerely,Chris
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